Phrasing accompanying my grand and belated entrance into the wedding reception to which my date had forgotten to mention his plus one:
And now I want to introduce you to the most important people in my life.
...Grand pause...
Who are you?
And as you should guess by now, I just waved and happily introduced myself before enjoying the buffet table.
6 comments:
Wait. You've become a Wedding Crasher?
Ayup. What else can you do when you're dating Owen Wilson?
And the buffet? Good i.e. worthy of your presence and consumption?
Strictly fruit and veggies I would assume?
"Are you from the bride's side or the groom's?"
"I'm here for the bar mitzvah!"
Still, I bet the food was good.
Buffet most excellent. I praised the hostess for her choice in caterers...all while she tried to remember the details of my importance, I'm sure.
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