The words I'll never be allowed to say:
Asshole.
Bastard.
Coward.
Deceitful.
Egotist.
Foul-tempered.
Ghastly.
Horny.
Impertinent.
Jack-ass.
Karma-destroying.
Loser.
Maliforous.
Nasty.
Ornery.
Prick.
Questing.
Rutting.
Son-of-a-bitch.
Tadpole.
Unbelievable.
Vile.
Wicked.
X-asperating.
Yucky.
Zoolander wannabe.
Anyway, that was my weekend. How was yours?
15 comments:
oh honey I'll use them for you, drop by anytime and leave a note and I'll say whatever one you want k? We can work out a system and everything, if you're feeling so inclined.
The word wicked just jumps out at me. I sort of think it belongs to the same category as those primary school English test questions saying "pick out the word that does not belong".
Wicked can mean kinda cool. Like naughtily cool. Like double chocolate icecream with lots of chocolate sauce.
p.s. And you did just say them. =)
p.p.s Who are we calling an unbelievable vile piece of impertinent loserish asshole?
(trying to not screw this up and/or leave it open to misinterpretation)
Assuming this was a Glo and another person* incident-- I'd say both people were with someone they didn't deserve.
* Based on the tone of Glo's post, use of the word 'person' isn't meant to convey 'human' qualities in a conventional, positive sense.
Hmm.
Zoolander wannabe?
And I always use Yucky. Always.
amber - I may take you up on that offer....watch for signs of building temper and shout something for me...
Jen - Yeah. A couple of them can be misconstrued, I suppose. I was hoping general tone would suffice.
RaJ - thank you. I appreciate the sentiment. It's a messy situation and the person who truly got hurt is of finer, nobler, more beautiful spirit than I could ever hope to have. So, I'm angrier than I would ever be if I were the offended party.
Sam - I'm proud of that one ;)
Sounds pretty bad. Please vent! It's not good to keep it all bottled up.
I think you were easy on the...well, I won't say it. I can think of a lot of much meaner things to say.
*Sigh* I need to cover this post. But it felt so good to scream into the Internet. All right. Off to write something less provocative...
I'm so sorry you had to see this, Dem. I'm ashamed of myself. Utterly, thoroughly ashamed...that there are no insults starting with an x.
I can't believe how DENSE I am sometimes. I didn't even realize this was an alphalist until reading your last comment.
Anyway. What about just 'X'? As in wrongo-bongo?
Can't believe I didn't think of that?! So many PERFECT connotations. RaJ - you may be dense, but you're a genius!
It's so easy, really - an insult that starts with X:
Xylophone-playing mentally-deficient baboon's behind.
There. That should do.
Laughing...so..hard...can't....breathe....
Just thought you'd want to know that out of your list, I used the following words in my discussion with "The One Who Deserved This."
Asshole
Coward
Jack-ass
Loser
Ornery
Unbelievable
As well as several of my own............... ;) It was a good time....
Ah, man. roomie. You rock. I knew you could do it. Happy you took suggestions, though.
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