Just so you know, I have officially chosen the Patriots as my favorite football team this year. As I was told that last night's preseason matchup would be the "preview of the entire season," I tuned in to see how my team might fare this year (barring major injuries, of course).
The following conversation ensued via TV:
Announcer 1: I wonder what Vince Lombardi would think of these big Superbowl rings.
Announcer 2 (who will remain nameless): Vince Lombardi would be tops in anything - even ring wearing.
Announcer 3: (Dead silence)
Announcer 2: Whatever happened with Vince Lombardi and Poo-tin.
Announcer 1: Putin?
Announcer 2: Yeah. Pooo-tin.
And knowing this, my friends, is of higher value to me socially than being able to discuss the inner workings of FEMA, the voting records of both my senators, physiology, nutrition, the impact of Sex and the City on female archetype, human psychology, and the role of science in art form. Ain't life a kick in the a.....
Happy weekending!
8 comments:
What did I tell you? Highly valuable information. Anonymous says so. And to think I thought of G.Lo'ing this post....not when it's of such import....ay yay yay.
I still want to know if you can put videos on the blogs. It is so important that I take advantage of Glo's blog to find out my answer.
Hahaha, I love watching sportscasters try to do their version of CNN's crossfie. Some of them are reasonable logical, but some of them are just ridiculous.
Bluths - ask Omar...he did it once upon a time. It may require you to have a web page available, but as a technodope, I cannot help you. Omar will happily do so.
Dem - it's been ages since I laughed so hard at a comment. You are a gem! (Look, a new descriptive phrase!) And I agree on the soccer sentiment - much better game - but same hysteria applies, I hear.
Don't get me wrong. I loves the football. Just not quite so much as I love the other stuff I mentioned, only I don't get to talk about it much. Maybe I could start slipping it in with phrases like "That John Madden is such a nut, just like Barbara Boxer and her overemphasis on conservative ecology." Hmm. Not thinking it will go over as well as planned.
i dunno... i stay away as far as i can f/ politics...
Football? Why watch that drivel when you could watch Tennis?
I think Madden transcripts would sell... you could even have a thanksgiving edition where all he does it equate turkey to football.
You are so right. The guy is a genius at stopping conversation.
"Hmm. That's....so not answerable," I say to John Madden.
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