Part of an IM chat with my favoriet Charlie's angel....
Act One: The first funny part: Mrs. Charlie goes to Washington
Mrs. Charlie: I forgot to shave 1 leg today. How does a person do that?
Me: Dunno. Do you know why we shave our legs?
MC: No. Tell me.
Me: Because when they started making movies, the hairs through the women’s stockings cast odd shadows. So, the women were asked to shave their legs. Now we all have to do it because Gloria Swanson did.
MC: We should change that.
Me: Make a sign. Let’s march on Washington. Razors are dangerous. Think of the children!
MC: I’ll get on that.
Me: And bring donuts. Add ‘Fat is phat’ to the signs, just for good measure.
MC: Stop. I’m laughing so hard I can’t see the screen.
Me: Down with diets. Up with Pepsi!
MC: Seriously, my stomach hurts. I’ll make the signs.
I'm seeing my nephew this weekend! Have a good one all!
6 comments:
just for kicks, everyone should visit www.zombo.com I think it makes me go in a trance. Now you're intrigued aren't you! Have fun with your nephew!
good tip....going now to enter my trance...these newborns are a lot of...uhm, sleeping.
I hate shaving my legs! I think I might stop just in protest...not like anyone sees them anyway.
I've also decided that Nair was invented by someone very cruel...I'm still tryin to scrub the crap out of my tub.
Hello nephew!
Is that true? About Gloria Swanson, I mean?
Oh my goodness, I thought I was the only one who hated...
Razors cause rash. Nair is chemicals, or something. Waxing hurts.
Go women, go. March for all women.
This is, in fact, a factoid. The hairs caught the light. Gloria Swanson, as far as I know, was among the first women to shave her legs.
Glad some ladies are with me! It's not that I *really* want hairy legs, but the lengths we have to go to....and the risk of only shaving 1!
Dem - dang funny anecdote and I praise you for being the brave man to comment on this post. But I'm glad you intercepted the subscription. You're definitely a Glamour guy.
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