Ack! I missed my own blog anniversary on September 2nd! Happy 1 year to me! And thanks to you all (erm...Cate) who have been here from the beginning! Felicitous Day!
Announcer 1 (who continues to remain nameless): What is aerial coverage? Is it a blimp? A large blimp?
Announcer 2: No. It’s more like an airplane.
Announcer 1: An airplane. Like an airplane you might fly in?
Announcer 2: No, it’s a really small airplane. I wouldn’t fly in it.
Announcer 1: An airplane. Aerial coverage in an airplane. Heh, heh.
Announcer 2: (silence)
Best commercial ever: Two ladies shopping for linens. One snaps the other in the butt with a towel. NFL logo pops up. Loved it!!! Finally, the NFL acknowledges its female viewers!
Announcer 1: You have a chance. You have a chance when the ball goes up, and another chance when the ball comes down. So, you have a chance.
Announcer 2: (dead silence)
Biggest travesty: Gorgeous Aragorn minus the long, dark locks. So, so sad.
Announcer 1: I like seeing officials wear glasses. Before they would never admit when they couldn’t see.
Announcer 2: (pregnant pause) You know, {name withheld) now they have contacts and Lasik surgery, so it’s a lot like glasses.
Announcer 1: Before they had contact lenses, they would never wear glasses, never admit they couldn’t see.
Announcer 2: (Shakes head in dismay. Okay, I couldn’t see this, but it was obvious that he did it.)
Outcome? Dunno. Didn’t matter to me. The game was uninspiring…too many incompletes. I hate that. So, I wrote tomorrow’s blog (which is so freakin’ funny that I attracted Roomie’s attention with my giggling. Uh. Oh. Gotta be careful what I write now….yeah. Like I hadn’t blathered on about the blog already….) and watched the end of the Mariners game instead.
8 comments:
best thing about oldskool monday night football? as corny as it was, the themesong.
This post made me very jealous of people on the west coast, who can watch the end of games without having to stay up until an unreasonable hour.
Then I saw that the Dancing with the Stars Dance Off is going to be aired live, except on the west coast. Then I was like, "Take that, suckers!"
Oh, and in my last comment, I may not have sounded appreciative that my name is in the title after I hopped on the bandwagon of Jonny's idea. Trust me, I am. Appreciative, that is.
What it going on here?! Madness I tell you! Madness!
The song was great...but I'm a big fan of corny.
Missing the dance off will likely make me sob hysterically. Thanks, Omar, and after I wrote a Madden, I mean nameless guy, post just for you and Johnny.
To the Bluths: Madness is the name of the game in Glo-land. Just wait until tonight.
You made my day.. I have to work monday nights and so i miss out on a lot of announcer 1 and announcer 2's banter. The pregame though I truely believe Micheals wanted to punch Madden across the face and Madden wanted mash poatoes.
you complain about waiting for gavin stories but you have us waiting for a funny funny blog entry?!
pshaw...
Posted, jazz....just took awhile as it's picture heavy....
JM - it was all for you, dude. Glad you enjoyed. I missed the good stuff, I see. I love Madden!
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