The Day That Andy's Blog Returned

Happiness welled up inside me as the sun descended from the sky through 3 floors of concrete to shine over my cubicle. A soft rain fell, the kind that makes you toss your silky hair, laugh, and giggle. A soft bed of roses bloomed over my computer desk, while delicate ivy climbed the colorless walls. A group of leprechauns entered my lonely office. We danced a jig while they sang Andy's first post to me. I let tears of joy fall down my face on the most glorious of days.


Okay, not all of that happened in exactly that way. The flowers were real, though. The thorns are really cutting up my hands. And I don't know what to do with 4 drunken leprechauns...