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Sincerely,
One Glorious Conundrum, Chair
Institute for Responsible Blogging
P.S. Why don't you blog more about pizza toppings? No one gets offended by pizza toppings and they are generally considered excellent topics of conversation.
On the news last night, there was a report of buffalo stampeding a soccer field AND a bear mauling some hiker. Who said The Mostly Ignorant News isn't at the forefront of journalism?!
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11 comments:
Look at you, you're a link-making fool now!! Links all over the place!
I see no problem with turning everything into a joke. Everything is better funny.
At the very least, everything is funnier when it's funny.
i totally sent an e-mail to that address, thinking it would be bounced back but nothing yet...it was half an hour ago...
You didn't mention my name, did you? With my recent luck, it's some secret society for the advancement of vagrants (not likely the vegans because they might really like the toffee haters...)
Wait... Kill the Toffe Haters isn't a real group...where have I been going then?
Vegans could get upset about pizza toppings, though you've already ticked them off anyway.
Is the plural of conundrum, condnundri? :) And what's wrong with advancing vagrants?
okay, its 2am. i got in, turned my computer back on...my e-mail to the toffee haters got bounced back finally.
damn. wanted it to be a real email address so badly.
So I googled "kill the toffee haters" since Jasmine said her e-mail to the above-mentioned address was not returned.
And I found this very interesting site, which would no doubt offend any militant vegans, or chicken-lovers, for that matter:
http://www.juracid.demon.co.uk/mnuts/acp/support.html
Too bad these guys abandoned the web site.
But I will blame you for the fact that I suddenly found it essential to my continued existence last night to make chocolate chip cookies with toffee bits. My thighs thank you.
so sad the e-mail came back...sigh...
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