Yes, after months of carefully keeping my Caloric intake at 1500 Calories or below *(okay, there were a few glitches along the way), I am pleased to announce my net weight loss of....
ZERO POUNDS
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Genetics. How You Vex Me.
As a dietitian, I feel obligated to find out how to lose weight. I contemplated various methods and decided that since weight gain is supposedly a "Calorie equation" that I would do a 90-day experiment of eating the "right" number of Calories. Here are my results:
Yes, after months of carefully keeping my Caloric intake at 1500 Calories or below *(okay, there were a few glitches along the way), I am pleased to announce my net weight loss of....
ZERO POUNDS
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Yes, after months of carefully keeping my Caloric intake at 1500 Calories or below *(okay, there were a few glitches along the way), I am pleased to announce my net weight loss of....
ZERO POUNDS
Thank you. Thank you very much.
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2 comments:
I'm still proud of you. E for effort!
Maybe it's time to try an UNbalanced diet.
Because balanced = zero difference.
And stuff.
But you know this I am sure.
If you need any suggestions from the unbalanced realms, just let me know. I'm nothing if not unbalanced.
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