Welcome to Flirtatious Anonymous.

Hi. My name is Glo. And I'm an unintentional flirt. I became an unintentional flirt before I could walk and unintentional flirtation has grown to be more and more of a problem. Today, I stand before you as the unintentional flirt who is currently trying to manage dates with 3 guys over the next few weeks....and so my friends have staged an intervention. I am here to repeat the 12 steps and begin the process of recovery:

1.) I have admitted I am powerless over flirtation--that my life has become unmanageable.

2.) I came to believe that a Power greater than myself could restore me to sanity.

3.) I have made a decision to turn my will and life (and all conversations in person or via email with boys) over to the care of God as I understand Him.

4.) I have made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself in order to ascertain the source of my exceeding attractiveness.

5.) I have admitted to myself and to other human beings the exact nature of my wrongfulness in being so wickedly fabulous.

6.) I am entirely ready to remove all (well, some) defects of character.

7.) I humbly ask The Universe to remove my shortness as long, sexy legs would be rockin' awesome.

8.) I have made a list of all persons with whom I have flirted unintentionally and thus harmed, and I have become willing to make amends to them all.

9.) I have made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others (because, let's face it, I'd probably flirt with them again).

10.) I have continued to take personal inventory and when I was wrong promptly admitted it (I did, indeed, have flirtation with that man).

11.) I have sought through meditation to improve my conscious contact with flirtation so as to behave more appropriately around other people's spouses, boyfriends, and email acquaintances (and to have wicked effective flirts with those persons with whom I intended to flirt).

12.) I have had a flirtatious awakening as the result of these steps and have tried to carry this message of unintentional flirtation to other flirts, and to practice flirtation more effectively in all my affairs.

Well, that should do it. Consider me thoroughly reformed, all ye Interventionists! Now, point me to the 1-day sober pins and get me a cookie!