Mrs. Charlie just sent me an email where a guy had tattoo'd a dragon all over his private parts so that the dragon looked like it was "flying" when erect (thank you, Mrs. Charlie, for that wonderful photo surprise - note sarcasm). As I looked in shock at the photo, I thought, "Wow. I bet I dated him once. So glad I never had to see the dragon."
And I was flooded with gratitude that my glory-seeking days of high romance with exciting boys of passionate danger are well and truly far behind me.
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Must've been a lot of pain for one lame party trick. I mean, that's just asking for trouble. All the nicknames, and possibly skin infection. Ugh. Ew.
Now I'm glad that you grew up too, so you're never put into a situation where you are with Puff the Magic Dragon over there.
Also, thank you for not linking the picture.
I don't think men ever grow up. They get better(most of them), but they never grow up.
*stands on table and clears throat*
"Just wanted to make a formal apology for forgetting to tag a warning in the subject line."
-Mrs. Charlie
It was amazing artwork, after I realized exactly what was inked. I have heard of that being done, but was hoping they were just joking. I guess there's the proof, not that I needed any I guarantee. Wow!! The things some guys do for a little attention, eh?
I was going to say that growing up is never any fun, but yeah. It's worth growing up to miss that.
That just aint right...alot not right.
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