Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Snark. It's what makes a Geek a Hero.

From NASA after the telescopic evidence was released showing how a black hole can emit radiation that obliterates neighboring galaxies:

Tyson said there are two main lessons to be learned from what the telescopes have found:

"This is a reminder that you are not alone in the universe. You are not isolated. You are not an island." And "avoid black holes when you can."

Yup. That's why geeks are cool this year. I know now to avoid black holes....but I have to stop learning cool science junk and go back to wondering whether or not Spears women are really super-fertile, allergic to birth control, or just that D-U-M-B....this and other very Christian thoughts brought to you by "We fought the Feminist Revolution and All We Got Was a Stupid Wet T-shirt Contest" Incorporated - proud makers of futile products everywhere.

7 comments:

Ron Russon said...

Just that D-U-M-B!

omar said...

Wet t-shirt contest? Where?

Lia said...

An early-morning laugh is always good for your health, even just before disappearing into obl. . .

Syar said...

Gah Jamie-Lynn. Just when I thought the Spears phenomenon was done boggling my mind.

Anonymous said...

"Avoid black holes when you can."

Oh how I loved that line.

Syar said...

Dear Glo,

Thanks for making my mailbox very Christmassy. Your stamps are the awesomest. :)

Syar

chchoo said...

You can let Mickey Mouse raise the girl but you can't take the white trash out of the girl.