Musings from a pudgy dietitian who is liberal of politics but conservative in behavior, arrested between feminism and maternal instinct, complicated yet simple, flirting with humility but in love with vanity. In short, I am what I'm not, but I'm not what I am, which makes me...
One Glorious Conundrum
Monday, August 13, 2007
The New Risk of Global Warming
The North Pole is melting. Russia, Canada, Denmark, and the United States are all parring for control of the "mineral-rich isle" that lies beneath the ice cap.
I think that the only difference will be that henceforth all Christmas gifts will be a little more shoddily made, and curiously reminsicent of Soviet-era clock radios.
Santa spends 10 months of the year at his condo on the north coast of lake Tahoe anyway (he invited me out there last year, nice place). He doesn't care.
7 comments:
Quite right. That's the only important question.
I don't think Santa's North Pole is subject to natural influences.
Hope not anyway.
Mobile toy workshop submarine. It's all about the technology, baby. All about the technology.
He'll move south. That's where all the cool cats go anyway - to the ANTARCTIC. The Arctic is so last century.
I think that the only difference will be that henceforth all Christmas gifts will be a little more shoddily made, and curiously reminsicent of Soviet-era clock radios.
Santa spends 10 months of the year at his condo on the north coast of lake Tahoe anyway (he invited me out there last year, nice place). He doesn't care.
Omar - ask Santa to bring me a new laptop computer.
Syar - I like the way you think.
Dem - okay. That'll kill my belief system.
Lia - I've put you on my petition to save Claus.
Jam - hope so
Cate - hope not
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