The strangest piece of spam ever....
You are eligible for a new freeway!
What? Where? How? Huh? In my backyard? I don't even own a home or any land! How am I eligible for a new freeway?
Must. Write. Senator. I think I've discovered some inefficiency in the Ways and Means committee.
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The trouble with new freeways is that they are so rarely free. They'll take it out of you somehow.
Write back and explain how your old freeway is still fine, thanks.
Well, there's no saying where it's located. I'll sell you a stretch of freeway in Angola, if you want. I'll give you a better deal than the spammers, too.
I have written them back. To quote myself I said,
"I thumb my nose in your general direction. A freeway! I've already got on of those!"
the other day me and a friend were just talking about setting up fast food drive thru's right on the highway, kind of like a toll booth.
if you get the freeway, can we use it for preliminary market survey's? I feel I've got a good idea on my hands here. I'll even make sure the drive thru has "health-conscious" options.
There we go paving over paradise again.
Mrs. Charlie's got the right idea, provided you have space for a personal freeway. Unfortunately, that kind of kills Syar's idea, since if it's private . . . well, there's only so much fast food one person can eat.
Man... and I thought the Lord of the Rings spam my friend got was weird.
Eligible for a new freeway- and I bet they'll use eminent domain to get it.
*gasp* lia! blasphemy I say! blasphemy!
Well they got you, Glo...they really wanted to sell you (something you would really buy) and now they know that they have your attention :)
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