My Potty Mouth Is All His Fault

So, Polo Dude calls me the other day with this announcement:

"Well, I went downstairs and discovered my nuts were missing."

I guffawed. "Okay...."

"So, I went to the store to get new nuts, but they gave me smaller ones."

I guffawed again. "I am really hoping there's hidden meaning to this story Polo Dude. Otherwise, Mrs. Polo is going to have an upsetting future."

"That's the worst part! When I told my wife I'd lost my nuts, she just went right back to reading her romance novel like it didn't matter at all!"

Polo Dude then explained that the nuts in question were LUGnuts and that he is not so savvy at purchasing LUGnuts for his vehicle.

Part of me was relieved.

The rest was still chuckling.