Reminder the twoth: Oscar bet is underway. I'll post my picks here on Saturday. Feel free to play along and see if Cate or I is the biggest winner with bragging rights and in-place dignity for the year.
Discovery: My inner Idaho sex star re-emerged and I rented Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease. Stripping is just dancing with more hair-flipping, and it makes a lousy workout. However, I discovered that the beat Carmen uses is the exact beat in my 
favorite in-your-face sex song I Know What Boys Like by Vitamin C. So, I decided to dance an anti-striptease to the song. Yeah. I’ve been told it’s weird. But I find it so hilarious that I can’t resist. So far, it’s pretty H-O-T & S-N-O-T*, if I do say so myself.Decision: They say the average man thinks about sex every 3 seconds. I’ve decided to see – if I really work at it – if I can’t beat him by a second or two. I’ve got to be better than the average man. Thanks to a week of stripping, I’m
edging the guys more than a little. The janitors at the hospital are starting to look as good as the paramedics.New Love: Per above – janitors.
Abandoned Love: Uhm…it’s open season in my life right now. I’m not giving anything or anyone away.
Enduring Love: The Private Demosthenes series. It improves with every syllable.
Glo-quote of the Week a.k.a. Darn I’m Funny: “After I hang up with you, I’ve got a night of blogging and stripping. And I may eat some cookies.”
Cue the Soundtrack to my rebellious inner love child:
Safe in the Arms of Love by Martina McBride
Strip your heart and it starts to snow. Love is a high-wire act I know. Someday I'll find a net below. Someday I'm gonna be Safe In The Arms Of Love.
I want arms that know how to rock me Safe In The Arms Of Love. I wanna fall and know that love has caught me Safe In The Arms Of Love
*Idaho slang for incorrigible.
6 comments:
Idaho has slang?
Or did someone import it from elsewhere, say SoCal for example.
And I'm with you 100% on Private Demosthenes. It's almost scary how sharp he is.
That 3-second thing - is that an average? Otherwise they'd be like, way-short thoughts: sex. Other. Other. Sex. Other... See? My mind doesn't work like that. If it's *average* time though, that's different. One minute out of every three, for instance. Why am I going on about this? I don't know.
Actualy RaJ, you're beginning to answer one of my long bent and thoughtful questions. How do you manage that? But if it's one minute out of every third, I think I'm right there with you.
And Glo, how are you pulling out? That's an intense goal, you've got and I'm interested in the results. Are the janitors temporary, or permanent? And most importantly, are they attractive or like the ones from highschool?
I think I've amply commented there. Also, I'm looking forward to Oscar night just to see who wins. Ooooh, I can't wait!
My dignity will remain intact. I have a surefire strategy. Yours, however, is doomed.
My neighbor has that workout video. Strange.
Did you see we bought our first house!! Whoo hoo! No more Idaho! (I'll probably end up missing it).
i guess if you don't have long hair, you can't really use this dvd workout, huh?
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