Musings from a pudgy dietitian who is liberal of politics but conservative in behavior, arrested between feminism and maternal instinct, complicated yet simple, flirting with humility but in love with vanity. In short, I am what I'm not, but I'm not what I am, which makes me...
One Glorious Conundrum
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Must...catch up...on sleep....
Too tired to write, so I give you my cute new shoes instead....yes, it was the perfect weekend (wink, wink)....
Hang on now, your strapline distinctly claims you to be "an overweight dietitian" yet those are some seriously trim thighs. How about a little truth in advertising, here? What else are you lying about? Not really vain? Not really feminist? *gasp* Not really Mormon?
Readers, I warn you: trust Nothing this woman says.
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Hang on now, your strapline distinctly claims you to be "an overweight dietitian" yet those are some seriously trim thighs. How about a little truth in advertising, here? What else are you lying about? Not really vain? Not really feminist? *gasp* Not really Mormon?
Readers, I warn you: trust Nothing this woman says.
I'm trying to comprehend how she stands, much less walks with only two toes per foot.
Scroob brings up an interesting point. You're handing out dietitian advice left and right... are you even really a dietitian?
I don't even know what to believe anymore.
Yeah, what overweight woman would wear stiletto slingbacks? Wait, I see that every day. But you don't look overweight. Hmm.
Glad you found new shoes. I shopped for shoes and found only a sweater. Strange things happening. But no shoes.
Without the context of my ass...everything looks better. Rest assured. i continue not to be what I am and to be what I'm not.
talk about shattered illusions. is glo really who she says she is? does she have mutated feet? who do we trust? who do we NOT trust?
too....many....hard....questions.....*moan**whine*
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cute shoes btw. and I love the nail polish.
Ooooh, I love the shoes! Very Cute! I am assuming it was a good weekend b/c you got a nice snuggle with Jax.
nice kicks.
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