Sunday, January 29, 2006

Beside the Usual Palm Tree

Dear Kiefer Sutherland,

Not that you'd really be interested but if you slipped me a note asking me to make out with you backstage at an awards show, I wouldn't decline. You looked fabulous tonight.

Congratulations. You deserved that win - even though your character only has one facial expression and likes whiny, neurotic, hypocritical women. I forgive both. Because you are hot.

Sincerely,

Glo

10 comments:

Bill C said...

Date Palm?

omar said...

Do you watch 24? Because Kiefer is AWESOME in it, and no he doesn't only have one facial expression.

Jack Bauer's kill count is a bit lower so far this season though, I think he's getting soft.

Anonymous said...

wait... kiefer... that's the son right? :D for a sec, i was thinking you're talking about the dad :D

my bad...

Sarah Cate said...

Oh. My. Word. Hecka hilarious, chiquita.

glo said...

I thought about that, Mable - but I've got those blasted morals!

Yes, Omar - I'm a big 24 fan. Except for the stupid women issue - but the glory of TiVo is that I don't have to watch them.

Katie said...

He was going to, supposedly, buy a house near where I live. I know this because some of my friends are crazy about him and stalked him.

Nice,

Anonymous said...

He made a good vampire back in the 80's. I'll always have a soft spot for The Lost Boys.

Lia said...

Wow! You're so forgiving! I'm super-d-duper impressed

glo said...

Yeah. I'm cool. Not so cool that I wouldn't have stalked his housebuying - or threaten those others who have so done. ;)

Kristin said...

Yep Keifer does have a high drool factor...yum. And he's better looking as he gets older...not counting 'A Time To Kill' since he looked pretty eeww in that. (in character of course)
Never watched the show...not something you can watch with an 8-yr-old present...especially when he just wants to watch 'Sponge Bob'.