Irk:
Today, I was running late as I always do in the afternoons. Every family scheduled after 3:00 ends up waiting at least an hour for me. I hate it, but it happens.
Quirks:
Back in my office, I decide to google my supposed celebrity fantasy boyfriend. I find out the following things about him:
He is 43 years old.
He knows karate.
He lived in a Japanese temple.
He's gay. (See photo. It's self-explanatory.)
This week hasn't gone my way, has it?
12 comments:
Awwww....Dem. That's about the sweetest comment I've ever received. You (to paraphrase long-dead slang of my generation) rock. Truly. Thanks for dropping by to A) Make me laugh, B) Make me laugh at my gay bf's shriveling nature, and C) Make me feel all smiley while I laugh.
That makes you today's blogger of the day.
Urk.
Rhymes. That's all I got. Dem's the go-to guy today.
That "half your age" thing - man. I was afraid he'd not see it. I'd have heard the roar 3000 miles away, and rightly so.
Sorry your day held such bogosity. Venting, that's the ticket. Well done.
that sucks. on both accounts.
patients rarely take the time to consider that hospital staff have many important cases to deal with, not just theirs. hang in there.
a) I know you aren't a racist. My warm fuzzies about a person are hardly ever wrong. :)
b) Sorry the dude is gay.
c) You need someone your own age, anyway. :)
And sorry you had people getting impatient with you when it's not your fault that you're overbooked. :P
Anything where you have to deal with "the public" usually sucks. :P
I think maybe one of the only places I've ever been where, from what I can tell, the public is continually nice is at the vet. I'm sure it's different in an emergency, but when it's all standard stuff, and everyone is either with their pet or petting someone else's pet, it's just hard to get all stressed out and irate!
[All companies should let people bring their pets to work! Woof! :) ]
I hope today is better. :)
Eddie is not gay. He just had a bad early-90's-hair phase where he thought it might be cool to look like that INXS lead singer guy - not the new one, the old dead one.
Eddie is, in fact, gay. He's had only one relationship - with Salma Hayek - in 20 years of acting AND the only pictures look like they're brother and sister. Let's not forget the all-important "everyone says so" when the gay debate is raging. But, yes, gay men tend to be attractive. Alas, they're just less....romantic...when you know they're fantasizing about Brad Pitt, too.
Thanks all for your support. Not been a fun week, but I'm still laughing at myself, so not all is lost :)
Wow that lady has a chip on her shoulder, to say the least.
One of my closest friends in high school was gay - he was so affectionate and always complimenting me so I felt like a million bucks...it made up for the jerks I was dating.
So don't give up...crushes are crushes after all :)
He looks kinda like my celebrity fantasy crush, Michael Hutchence. Who is dead.
Dead trumps gay. Sorry, Anne. Tough break.
When you say that he is gay, that seems to happen quite often. Why is it that the most attractive women will turn out to be lesbians in the long-run? (It probably goes same for men too, but I would not know anything about that)
Jedith. Interesting... generalization.
*dons peril-sensitive sunglasses*
For all of us attractive women about to go lesbian - rock on, Jedith and RaJ. Rock on.
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