Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Please Wash Hands After Reading

Commenter 1: Hey! Where did the wedding post go?
Commenter 2: She said she'd G.Lo it, but that there'd be something else.
Commenter 1: Well, this sucks. It's a post about there being no post.
Commenter 2: Yeah. My uncle's blog is so much better than this.
Commenter 1: Totally. That thing he wrote about the pending Apocalypse - cheerful and current!
Commenter 2: Let's be done with this crazy Glo and her no-posting antics.
Commenter 1: Let's even burn down her house and poison her cats.
Commenter 2: That just sounds like good fun.


Sorry, folks.
This blog is on hiatus until this picture no longer applies.
Love, Glo

20 comments:

Eric said...

I thought I was going nuts. Earlier today I saw the wedding post, and thought, "I need to read the entire thing when I have some time."

I come back and it's gone.

p.s. I think you gave me your cold.

omar said...

BOOOOOO to colds, hiatuses, and glo'd posts.

Hope you feel better soon.

Bill C said...

*Unleashes sympathetic honking sounds* Nice. Graphic. :-O
Hope the germs wear down quickly.

Ambrrrr said...

Get well soon. I'd send you some Sommerville chicken soup mix but I don't really know where you are :)

Jon said...

Amber, she’s in L.A. How hard could it be to find her in such a Podunk town? I’m sure she’s in the book. How many conundrums could there be? Especially ones named Glorious.

While I do not wish you ill Glo, fact of the matter is, I miss my Idaho comment. My sympathies are being withheld until some sort of an exchange is made. I'll give you sympathies if you give me back my comment. Those are my terms. I expect my people will be hearing from your people shortly. Good day.

cadiz12 said...

feel better, glo.

Nadia said...

This is going to sound so-ho-ho-ho stupid, but...what does it mean, exactly, to G.Lo a post?

ScroobiousScrivener said...

Bless you!

(Really, people, where are your manners? Girl sneezed. Right in front of us.)

If you can get rooibos (aka redbush) tea in LA, persuade your roommate to make you some of my patented Flu Brew: rooibos with honey, lemon and ginger. And whisky. :-) You'll sleep sound and soon feel much better. Tasty, too.

The Bluths said...

I don't understand getting rid of the wedding post. How will we live! When do I get my frequent flyer miles too?

PaintingChef said...

Get better! And make sure those mean people leave your cats alone!

Bill C said...

Nadia - that's an excellent question. And the answer - while not obvious - is simple: a G.Lo'd post is one which has appeared, then disappeared. Here, then not-here. Published, then pulled. Etc.

That's an over-simplified explanation of the amazingly (yet delightfully) complex G.Lo-as-verb, but in this case that's what happened.

J Incarnate said...

I must say, I have never seen anyone with so much humility, that they are perfectly fine with insulting themselves in their blog. Being humble is truely a gift.

ScroobiousScrivener said...

Who else is deeply fascinated by these teasing mentions of "relocating atlanta related stuff"? I had no idea that spammers had such exotic interests.

The Bluths said...

Relocating Atlanta. That's hi-larious!

glo said...

I have not yet emerged from my pack of kleenex and bottle of Tylenol and a late night didn't help.

However, thanks for all your well-wishes and your protection of my cats, who grumpily meeowed as I stumbled out of bed this morning. They seem to think I ought to stop going about my life if I am dead exhausted. Silly animals.

I am leaving the atlanta spam just because the comments after it were funny. You guys are fab.

Jon said...

It seems as though my office has been hit by that worm I've been hearing so much about. Finally!! Production here has finally dropped down to my current acceptable level. That's pretty good because I stumbled into work about 2 hours late today...

glo said...

What a stroke of luck! Our IT people are too good and cleaned us overnight....I am rewarding them by spending all day on the 'net in hopes of getting re-infected. Now that they've perfected the cleaning, i want them to keep their skills.

Kristin said...

See what I miss when I take my own hiatus?? (did I spell that right?)
Yeah that spammer was pretty obvious yet hilarious...that takes major talent.
I'm sorry about your cold...is it my fault? Mine has been coming and going and coming again for a month now...I'm blaming it on my icky icky teeth that I'm having fixed next week.
Feel better soon!

glo said...

Ouch! Hope the dentist is nice.

glo said...

You know the answer, i think.

The CD, m'dear, is awesome. I cranked it so loud that I rattled other cars' windows.

You are the best, sweet!