CATE'S APPLICATION TO BE G-LO'S WEDDING DATE:
For your convenience, I have wittled the rather lengthy application down to these most important points:
1. I immediately recognized the Alanis lyrics for what they were. No help needed.
2. I have bowhunting skills.
3. I am willing to spend three days in two different states pretending to be a lesbian. (Caveat: This willingness extends to acceptable public behavior only.) Lying is, of course, a perfectly acceptable public behavior.
**Of course, she's going to kill me for removing this from its well-hidden place in the comments and posting it here. Thus, I am once again sans wedding date.
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4. I will join you in uproarious laughter at the flower bower in the monogram.
all great friends should be uncovered and paraded around as such, no matter what kind of butt-kicking that may incur.
too often they don't get the props they deserve.
cate- #4 absolutely sealed the deal! We will have the time of our lives shocking the general Idahoan/Utahan populace.
And 'amen' to cadiz statement.
How would you pronounce "Utahan"?
With a little yee-hah in the middle...
That was the best possible answer you could have given to my question. :) That's why I keep coming back.
Idahoean is my fav.
I'm laughing at what people who read this and then switch over to other blog are thinking...poor people...all confused and such.
Yeeeehaaa!
Isn't it a lovely juxtaposition? Truly explains my sign-on ID.
Yes, yes it does! Hee.
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